Real Treble. (May 5)

Waiting for the Bus. (May 4)

The Boulder. (May 4)

There was a snake called Nate. His purpose in life was to stay in the desert and guard the lever. This lever was no ordinary lever. It was the lever that if moved would destroy the world. Nate took his job very seriously. He let nothing get close to the lever. 


One day off in the distance he saw a cloud of dust. He kept his eye on it because he was guarding the lever. The dust cloud continued to move closer to the lever. Nate saw that it was a huge boulder and it was heading straight for the lever! 


Nate thought about what he could do to save the world. He decided if he could get in front of the boulder he could deflect it and it would miss the lever. Nate slithered quickly to intersect the boulder. The boulder ran over Nate, but it was, in fact, deflected, leaving history to conclude that is was better Nate than lever. 

Get the 'F' Off My Lawn!!! (May 3)

Distracted Driving. (May 3)

There was this really smart sheep down in Mexico who knew how to make butter and buttermilk.


One night she sneaked across the border and got a job working for a farmer, who set up a roadside stand and told her to try to sell the stuff. Unfortunately traffic was very heavy and the sight of this sheep making butter and buttermilk was so distracting that naturally there was an accident.


The police investigated and issued the farmer a citation for attempting to make an illegal ewe churn on a busy highway. 

The Stagecoach. (May 2)

I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding in a stagecoach. Suddenly, a man riding a horse pulls up to the left side of the stagecoach, and a riderless horse pulls up on the right. 


The man leans down, pulls open the door, and jumps off his horse into the stagecoach. Then he opens the other door and jumps onto the other horse. 


Just before he rode off, I yelled out, "What was all that about?" 


He replied, "Nothing. It's just a stage I'm going through." 

The Mermaid. (May 2)