Dodge City was a pretty rough town, nevertheless, they had an excellent
little theatre group. One time they planned to perform the Swan Lake
Ballet.
On the day of dress rehearsal, it was discovered that moths had
gotten into the tutus. Everything was ruined. The producer placed a call
down to the Acme Costume Company in Wichita and learned they had plenty
of tutus. The proprietor promised to ship the much needed garments over
on a special train. They should arrive in plenty of time for the
opening.
Back at Dodge, everyone was in a big hurry and someone needed to
go down to the depot and fetch the tutus. Butch, the biggest, toughest
guy in town offered to see to it, so he went to the station and sat
down. When the station master saw Butch, he went over and asked if he
might be of help. Butch replied, "Thanks, I'm just waiting for the tutu
train."