His friends didn't have a spare necktie between them but one of them said, 'Hey,I've got an idea. I have a set of jumper cables in the back of my car. Tie them round your neck, tuck in the ends and you should pass by the doormen.
On re-entering the club, one bouncer was suspicious of his neck wear. On inspection, he relented as long as the guy behaved ... and didn't start anything!
