The Hunters. (March 31)

Two hunters were sitting in a tavern, arguing about who was the better hunter. They decided to bet a tall glass of beer each that they could kill and return with a killing first. 


One took up his hunting rifle and went out, and the other got into a fighter plane, found a lion, and killed it no problem. 


Forty-five minutes after the first hunter returned, the second returned. In disbelief, he asked how he did it so fast. The first hunter replied "Everyone knows that a strafed lion is the shortest distance between two pints."