A bounty hunter rode into town one morning and went into the Sheriff's office. "Anyone with a price on his head round these parts?" asked the Bounty Hunter.
"Well," said the Sheriff, "there's a $500 reward, dead or alive, for the Brown Paper Kid."
"The Brown Paper Kid?!" Exclaimed the Bounty Hunter. "Who in tarnation is the Brown Paper Kid?"
"He's a varmint who wears a hat made from brown paper," replied
the Sheriff. "His coat is made from brown paper. His shirts are made
from brown paper. He wears pants made from brown paper and his boots
are made from brown paper."
"Well," says the Bounty Hunter, "and what's he wanted for?"
The Sheriff replied, "He's wanted for rustling".