Jane lived in Hollywood, California, and Julie lived in Miami, Florida. They both could afford to have their hair done by Pierre in St. Louis.
One day they both decided to have their hair done. They both
called Pierre but he told them that he had only one spot left and that
whoever would get there first could have it.
Jane hopped into her private jet and Julie hopped into her own
helicopter. Jane had to emergency land in Denver, but Julie made it to
St. Louis for her hair appointment.
The moral of the story is, the whirlybird gets the perm.