A mother bought her daughter a Ken doll that had real hair. One day the mother noticed that the hair had lice in it. She was disgusted and decided to boil the doll in a pan. As the lice died she carefully skimmed them out of the water with a ladle.
Unfortunately, the stench of the dead lice caused her to sneeze and she blew the dead lice all over the stove.
Moral: "The best ladled pans of lice and Ken oft turn to spray."